Happy Presidents Day

Happy Presidents Day
Happy Presidents Day

Today in the United States it’s Presidents Day. We use this day to celebrate the fact that our country is so awesomely self-sufficient that you don’t even need to be able to complete full sentences to be the President of it. We also use this day to play Gears of War and to clear out our Tivos. Presidents Day is practically my favorite holiday. (And the video is NSFW).


15 Comments:
    15.
    February 27th, 2007 at 7:55 pm Hazelrah12 says:

    But the video leaves out that washington didn't want to be president- he just wanted to kill sh** and have fun with himself. It also doesn't mention that he didn't die- he just killed god and took over heaven


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    February 20th, 2007 at 9:22 pm Hazelrah12 says:

    Wow- this is all the stuff they never teach you in S.S.- I've been so unenlightned


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    February 20th, 2007 at 11:26 am legor17 says:

    yup. our first president was frickin' twelve storeys tall. XD


    12.
    February 20th, 2007 at 6:58 am Otaco says:

    Wow....what a great way for a Canadian like me to learn about your first president man.


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    February 19th, 2007 at 7:47 pm Havok says:

    lol good sh*t


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    February 19th, 2007 at 3:47 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    Well, if you have 'Dora the Explorer' as your avatar, I'm not surprised you think it's not funny.


    9.
    February 19th, 2007 at 3:26 pm little-kat says:

    NOT FUNNY -.-


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    February 19th, 2007 at 2:18 pm what do u care says:

    that was f***ed up


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    February 19th, 2007 at 12:53 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    LOL! Besides the walrus thing bumping up against the glass, this is the best video I've seen!!


    6.
    February 19th, 2007 at 11:20 am SAMBO says:

    yep yep - exactly what i was saying... funny cos its true...


    5.
    February 19th, 2007 at 11:17 am says:

    What's the song for this?


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    February 19th, 2007 at 10:41 am nika says:

    All historical facts- especially the part about 30 dicks, amazing anatomic advantage. He was a one_man_orgy. :P


    3.
    February 19th, 2007 at 8:47 am says:

    Absolutely loved it!! Great illustrations.


    2.
    February 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am Milo says:

    damn, Washington is a bad-ass Prez! Who knew he had 4 nuts!


    1.
    February 19th, 2007 at 5:14 am SAMBO says:

    omg thats soooooo funnny!!!! AND ITS TRUE!!!!



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