Haloid

Haloid
Haloid

Videogame nerds rejoice! A fellow videogame nerd who is far more nerdly than you could ever be, has created a fan video of Halo’s Master Chief fighting Samus Aran from Metroid. And it is nerd-o-riffic. I have no idea how it was done, but my guess is probably with magic or through the power of prayer. Possibly a combination of the two, and almost certainly a computer was involved.


73 Comments:
    73.
    September 12th, 2007 at 11:38 pm evilMoW says:

    sorry on the 2nd comment bit, just had an idea:

    what if that wasn't "masterchief" but spartan 458 (from Dead or Alive 4)?


    72.
    September 12th, 2007 at 11:35 pm EvilMoW says:

    Sweet movie, brilliant movements on all fronts 4.5 of 5 stars.

    only major complaint (and nit picking on my part) is that why would mastercheif's crouch do the little malfunction part at seeing samus unarmored if she's a girl? (im not against same gender pairings)

    just seemed odd (also had trouble with master cheif canoncaly being a guy being changed here).


    71.
    June 16th, 2007 at 11:47 pm reaper says:

    that was a kick ass movie


    70.
    May 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm Rebel975 says:

    It's around 7 min. long, I think.


    69.
    May 31st, 2007 at 3:52 pm The123robot says:

    Two things,one,how long is this?,and two,its like a real game!


    68.
     
    May 31st, 2007 at 3:47 pm grrrrr says:

    Just so everyone knows they don't kiss at the end.

    Samus' suit has all of her power, when she loses it, she wouldn't be able to do anything (eg. jump 75 feet in the air). However Chief is a 7 foot tall genetically mutated male who's suit just makes it so if he gets shot 70 times he doesn't die.


    67.
    May 16th, 2007 at 12:39 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    I have one thing to say to you Jon: You spelled my name wrong.

    Wow, that would technically make you a hypocrite,
    huh?
    If you're going to be a hard ass, then do it correctly.


    66.
    May 8th, 2007 at 7:58 pm JonSnow says:

    ShadoCryter, i have one thing to say to you: no.
    Havok, that was funny and true.
    JordPWN,...no comment...no, serously. read the previous comment and you'll see whose argument is BETTAR, as u would put it.
    and Justin, 1. that, not taht. 2. chief, not cheif. 3. spartan, not spratain. that sounds like the stuff you use when you don't have time to get a real tan.
    and SPARTAN 415 did not exist 'till the SPARTAN 3 program. which technically hasn't happened yet


    65.
    May 8th, 2007 at 12:16 pm Justin says:

    Retards, taht was not even master cheif.... It was spratain 415 or something, he stole the model from a fighting game.


    64.
    May 3rd, 2007 at 4:41 pm JordPWN says:

    Pffft. Reduced to just stating the fact... I think we know who the winner is...

    SAMUS IS BETTAR!


    63.
     
    May 3rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm Havok says:

    we know that super mario would win anyways


    62.
    May 3rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    Isn't this dead yet? I mean good god, does it really matter?


    61.
    May 3rd, 2007 at 11:37 am JonSnow says:

    wrong. samus doesn't own the master chief


    60.
    April 27th, 2007 at 7:55 pm OMG Pancakes says:

    *gasp* biggest.nerd arguement.ever

    but yeah i love halo much more than i love metroid, just because i pwn at halo.

    that being the case master chief is clearly out matched, arguing is just pointlesss, samus owns. and yes, the ending sucked.


    59.
    April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm JonSnow says:

    The Chozo were capable of rudimentary augmentation. However, the UNSC had far better processes than the Chozo. Besides, in most metroid games, merely touching an enemy causes you to take damage. In Halo, they must overload your shield, then they can kill you. Samus is not as fast w/out the suit as she is w/ it. Neither, is the Master Chief. That is the downfall of both.
    Now, while we may disagree on almost anything, there is one thing no one can argue w/:
    Samus is f**king hot.


    58.
    April 27th, 2007 at 9:54 am JordPWN says:

    Let's take a different approach.

    You're playing Halo, and Samus Aran appears. You are out-weaponed, out-armoured, out-classed. You start shooting at her. Her armour just deflects it. You try an energy based attack, since that would clearly do more damage, but you're too slow. She goes into morph ball form. Then she GRAPPLE BEAMS YOUR HEAD OFF.

    Obviously that was a very weak arguement.

    But also, in the original metroid, even upon losing your power suit, she was still capable of all the things with the suit on. This was available after beating the game. And who's to say she didn't get augmentations as well? She's clearly not afraid of it, just look at her breasts. But the Chozo are believed to be the smartest race ever. They were said to have stopped creating, and began to watch other races progress, because there was nothing left to do. Obviously they were capable of augmentation. And if they were to, they'd be able to an almost limitless extent.


    57.
    April 27th, 2007 at 6:05 am Asian Ninja Power says:

    Um, have you ever read the Halo books? If so, you will know that SPARTANS and not just ordinary soldiers. They have been selected from childhood and trained just like Samus. However, not only do they get armor that rivals Samus' but they also have undergone physical and mental augmentations that put even the least SPARTAN above Samus. And since Master Chief is a the best of the best, there is no way he would lose.

    PS. He is a guy. That ending was just wrong.


    56.
    April 26th, 2007 at 6:28 pm JonSnow says:

    yes samus may have unlimited ammo, but the master chief is a better shot. the Master Chief rarely visits Earth. he was trained from the age of six to be a soldier. hence the name spartan. yes samus was rescued by the chozo at a young age, after her family was killed, and was trained to fight, then hired as a bounty hunter. and the master chief has every weapon wtih his suit off. he doesn't need the suit to shoot. also, in all the metroid games, samus fights creatures that just kill. the master chief fights MULTIPLE, SENITIENT SPECIES.


    55.
    April 26th, 2007 at 5:26 pm ThousandFace says:

    So when Mater Chiefs armor comes off so does he, plus Samus has many more times the shield then Master Chief and Master Chief has no weapons built into his suit unlike Samus.


    54.
    April 26th, 2007 at 5:25 pm JordPWN says:

    You'll also notice at the point when the suit comes off, that Master Chief has no weapon. She has her whip, along with her astonishing speed. She was raised to fight, to be a warrior. She's a hardened bounty hunter, as well as the chosen warrior of an alien race. She is well respected all over the universe, and has witnessed all sorts of different types of combat, whereas Master Chief is limited to his world, and his war. As a bounty hunter, she is far more adaptable than any foot soldier.


    53.
    April 26th, 2007 at 5:01 pm says:

    Just because Samus' suit is better doesn't mean she would win. She may have unlimited power in her suit but she would never when because once the suit comes off, and yes it did, Samus would be toast. She is humanoid, would have almost normal abilities, while master cheif has super abilities because HE is not just someone with advanced armor, the armor is almost part of him.


    52.
    April 25th, 2007 at 7:39 pm JordPWN says:

    Samus is not human. She comes from some planet with a numbering system. She's humanoid, yes, but it's to be argued whether or not she's human. She was also raised by the Chozo, the bird like people,after they rescued her from her planet,and was raised to be a warrior from birth. She was reveered amongst them. Her suit is also multi faceted, and can switch between others. It's far more openended than Master Chiefs. She also has unlimited ammo, whereas Master Chief is limited to what he can carry.
    Samus > Master Chief


    51.
    April 25th, 2007 at 2:57 pm ShadoCrytr says:

    Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. It's like soemone just stuck in the ending.


    50.
    April 25th, 2007 at 2:45 pm JonSnow says:

    yeah, lones. all the spartans have nukes strapped to their chests. and anyone get that whole crotch sparking thing?


    49.
    April 25th, 2007 at 2:14 pm JonSnow says:

    Mind you that the shielding technology for the master chief's suit is alien technology. um...yes samus is human. she was raised by aliens. and if SSBB hasn't come out yet, then you can't trust the information in just a trailer.
    and thousandFace, u r right in saying his shield wouldn't have recharged fast enough to help him a lot. howver, had this guy not humongously overpowered samus' weapons (blowing up a pelican in one shot?!?!) then that wouldn't have been an issue


    48.
    April 24th, 2007 at 7:22 pm ThousandFace says:

    Plus if you go off of the Halo games Master Chiefs shields cant take a beating from Samus, and I doubt she would allow him to recharge them.


    47.
    April 24th, 2007 at 6:32 pm JordPWN says:

    Samus was given the bird suit from an Alien race. She's also not human. Master Chief's suit is human made. In the sci-fi world, her suit would have limitless power, to Master Chief's being limited to him still being human. Also, if you look up trailers for SSBB, she clearly has a 'lightsaber'-esque weapon. It is her gun, but it doubles as an energy based sword of some sort.


    46.
    April 24th, 2007 at 6:27 pm JonSnow says:

    since when does samus have a lightsaber? when she's in her zero suit she has a laser pistol. and no samus is not good enough to take down the master chief. she could give him a pretty good fight, but not beat him


    45.
    April 24th, 2007 at 5:05 pm JordPWN says:

    Let me clear up some stuff:
    1. Samus IS that good, and always will be.
    2. Samus DOES have a "lightsaber", which is otherwise normally a gun. It's what she uses when she's in her zero-suit.
    Other than that, your typing frustrates me because it lacks capitilization, and correct spelling, and grammar. Have a nice day! :)


    44.
    April 24th, 2007 at 4:47 pm JonSnow says:

    let me clear some stuff up:
    1. the master chief is not a f***ing girl! his name is John!!!
    2. ummm....lesbian much
    3. Samus never was, isn't, and never will be that good.
    4. Samus doesn't have a lightsaber. Jeez, whose idea was that.
    ok that's my rant. on a better note:
    that ending turned me on a bit. nice
    and nice animation


    43.
    April 23rd, 2007 at 9:00 pm Fizzle says:

    That was probably the coolest thing I've seen in a long time....simply amazing.


    42.
     
    April 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 am 00-Evan says:

    yeah, someone just has very, umm.. you know, interests.

    Ultimately, here's my final statement:
    First 2/3, awesome. At the end, the should have completely cut out the master chief girl part, perhaps put in a small substitute with him as a guy. The dance part "might" be able to be put in with mc as a guy.


    41.
    April 23rd, 2007 at 1:12 am ShadoCrytr says:

    That takes some skill.

    ..You know, the ending doesn't really make sense..

    Because when Samus' armor came off..
    MC: *zzz* *looks down*


    40.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 7:19 pm Iones says:

    "ok really- ya the end ruind it.. but i dont get why master cheif would carry a FRICKIN NUKE strapped to his/her chest?!"
    He doesn't, he has a small fusion reactor that powers his suit.


    39.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm 00-Evan says:

    Cheif is a guy, someone just has a rly twisted sense of what is cool.


    38.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 5:58 pm grrrrr says:

    Which Metroid Prime fanboy/girl makes this stuff? The fabled Geekasauros Rex, that's who. Btw how can chief be a girl? Anyone who has ever played Halo knows chief's voice is really deep.


    37.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 5:17 pm 00-Evan says:

    0.o i'd say her sexual orientation is completely questionable, never been proven either way.


    36.
    April 22nd, 2007 at 1:42 pm JordPWN says:

    Samus isn't a lesbian. She's bi. Proven fact.


    35.
    April 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm phoy says:

    yea it was still amazing but it was a tad to matrixy fer me but the dance scene at the end was funny but was still a tad unecessary


    34.
    April 22nd, 2007 at 12:49 pm nightmare says:

    i nvr knew samus was a lesbo...


    33.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 am 00-Evan says:

    I mean the part were master cheif was a chick.. You see his face in the 3rd game, it's a guy... but yes, besies that, the entire vid was awesome.

    and i second that, though i don't wanna argue about it, samus wud pwn master chief.


    32.
    April 22nd, 2007 at 11:02 am JordPWN says:

    I don't think the ending compromised anything. I mean, sure, some people may not agree with it, but it made sense. It was a little corny, but it was because of the music it was set to for the most part. I also enjoyed the dancing. It was lulz. And Samus would totally pwn Master Chief, so it was accurate. :)


    31.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 am 00-Evan says:

    Ok bob, firstly, whoever made this did seriously screw up the ending.

    And secondly, lets not make this into a big fight over who would really win.


    30.
    April 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 am bob says:

    ok, if master chief was a girl, then WHY IN THE WORLD did the creator do that little "b0ner-is-causing-armor-to-spark" thing? That part ruined it.

    Oh yeah, and SAMUS = CHEEAAAP. She's got dam rocket boots. Also, the fight was kinda random, like, "lol, let's fight for no reason kk?"


    29.
     
    April 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 am 00-Evan says:

    the dancing bit wasn't terrible, it was the master cheif girl part.


    28.
    April 21st, 2007 at 4:50 pm AppleJacks0o says:

    OMG like the best video i have ever seen!!!! and the dancing part did not kill it just added funny to the end but hats off to the creator/s


    27.
    April 21st, 2007 at 3:18 pm Assassin666 says:

    during the trailer master cheif's croch shorts out, how the hell does that happen if in the end he is a she?


    26.
    April 21st, 2007 at 1:28 pm Sainth says:

    meh. good stuff, bad end, nuff said


    25.
    April 21st, 2007 at 1:05 pm abercab says:

    any one who thinks that the end was good ur a idiot that totaly killed halo


    24.
    April 21st, 2007 at 12:38 pm TopMonkey says:

    What do you mean "how? Just how?" It's computer animation...it's not like you've just seen bigfoot or something...it's a video for goodness sake calm down.


    23.
    April 21st, 2007 at 12:01 pm NefariousB.I.G says:

    Oh my god! HOW?! Just how?! That was cool. And the end wasn't that bad. It's better than just a blank screen while the credits roll.


    22.
    April 21st, 2007 at 8:04 am Hazelrah12 says:

    That...Was...AWESOME! lets go again! lets go again! lets go again! save for the end part, I agree that the ending was retarded, but up until the black part, the movie rocked! and I say skipping the ending LETS GO AGAIN! the hazelrah has spoken.


    21.
    April 21st, 2007 at 7:25 am says:

    um yah my bad i didnt like the ending part if that was the horrible ending


    20.
    April 21st, 2007 at 7:19 am says:

    ok for 1 they did not kiss they mearly hugged and for two if the cheif was to die or somthing it would
    most likely kill watever was powerfull enough to kill him and how is that a horrible ending?


    19.
    April 21st, 2007 at 3:16 am tom says:

    yer, the end sucked, maybe it cud hav ended with the nuke blowin up n them flyin out, waste of time in the end bt the vid wos awesome! im not a fan of tht stuff bt i had to watch it agen!


    18.
    April 21st, 2007 at 12:28 am SirFury says:

    I just found the solution of life.


    17.
    April 21st, 2007 at 12:18 am ...nobody... says:

    ok really- ya the end ruind it.. but i dont get why master cheif would carry a FRICKIN NUKE strapped to his/her chest?!


    16.
     
    April 20th, 2007 at 7:10 pm Havok says:

    holy hell that was just awsome the danceing thing was useless but the fight was just... wow


    15.
    April 20th, 2007 at 5:34 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

    End killed it... why did Samus's suit just HAVE to come off?!

    Gawd.

    And FYI, the Spartan is actually not Master Chief, but a a girl Spartan, #451, who made a cameo in DOA4.

    ...Just so you know.


    14.
     
    April 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm 00-Evan says:

    yup, end killed it.


    13.
    April 20th, 2007 at 3:00 pm NOOOO says:

    THE END KILLED IT ALLL!!!!!!!!
    ITS WORSE THAN THE GRUNTING MEN!!!!!!


    12.
    April 20th, 2007 at 1:31 pm ThousandFace says:

    Wtf indeed but what I would like to know is if they sent enough field commanders to their doom in that movie (the elites with the golden armor).


    11.
     
    April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pm 00-Evan says:

    ya, the end really did crap it out, Was just hoping there wasn't gunna be any Samus-chief romance at the end, then she takes off the suit, and, wtf..


    10.
    April 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pm Tanith says:

    shame the end realy ruined it


    9.
    April 20th, 2007 at 11:05 am legor17 says:

    The end undid all of the ownage in the middle for me. :/


    8.
     
    April 20th, 2007 at 9:48 am 00-Evan says:

    that.. has gotta be the most f***ing awesome home-made animation i have every seen.

    I admit, it did kinda suck a bit at the end tho.


    7.
    April 20th, 2007 at 9:45 am ...nobody... says:

    if DYOG did ratings, i would give this 2168416844864846168454986432021316654876452420958724164984212495454 stars for a MASIVE amount of reasons


    6.
    April 20th, 2007 at 8:54 am Wapper says:

    That won an Award on Gametrailers


    5.
    April 20th, 2007 at 8:16 am bluerocker says:

    Hot chicks that can kick my ass...nice :)


    4.
    April 20th, 2007 at 7:50 am jotalitarian says:

    wow, that realy was nerdy.


    3.
    April 20th, 2007 at 7:29 am Ziggy says:

    i agree, why do there always have to be girls kissing on these things??? the dance bit at the end was funny tho. loool.


    2.
    April 20th, 2007 at 5:57 am TopMonkey says:

    It was cool until the end when it became just like a million other girl-kissing-girl videos on youtube...

    "oh look, it's girls, and they're kissing, what a terribly original idea, that will just freak everyone out...ooooo...and by the way, I'm a little lad you likes berries and cream."


    1.
    April 20th, 2007 at 5:34 am JordPWN says:

    OMIGAWD TOO COOL. Now I have to dedicate my life to showing this to everyone! Wewt!



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