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Okay guys, get close and listen up. Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time. I hand you this delightful game and in return you post these embarrassing scores in the low millions. Somebody find whoever did this video and tell him I’m going to adopt him. (thanks Mr. misc.)

37 Littlegrey Comments:

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November 26th, 2007 at 4:02 am johnbrandt2007 says:

XD ive only been able to hit 22m on this game.
too bad there isnt anything past jupitor..

and "original" the "gay rainbow" is a nebula..

October 4th, 2007 at 11:47 am Robert says:

This is full legit i have got up to 150 million on the newer version it just takes practice and by the way 150 million isnt great haha. Oh and as for landings it is to do with speed the faster you go the greater angle tolerance and you can often land pretty much horizontal when going full speed.

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October 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 am Original says:

this is not fake... well i just don't understand how there was a jupiter and that gay rainbow bow.

but it's really possible to do all those landings. i got 11m in this game

June 9th, 2007 at 12:09 am John says:

I don't know on one hand i personally think its impossible to land almost horizontal to the water, but on the other hand maybe i just suck at this game and this guy is better than everyone. Who knows.

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May 8th, 2007 at 12:04 pm Dr. Frank says:

thats such a set up, i tried many times and once i got past mars it broke and went into never ending darkness, like my dreams!

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:49 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

Bye bye, Slip. :)

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:45 pm Administrator says:

Hey Slip, I can delete more than just your comments. Shall I demonstrate?

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:41 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

Admin, for the love of God, get the forums up and quickly, and add a Shado vs. Slip section.


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March 21st, 2007 at 5:37 pm Slip says:

He's too busy being a nazi.

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:34 pm ShadoCrytr says:

If people openly insult me, then I'm bound to react. I can't help myself. -.-
..Also, I've been wondering something. Don't you have an assistant or something? I mean, running forums, and two sites can't be a one man job, can it?

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm Administrator says:

If you guys are going to argue, at least argue about the post.

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:23 pm ShadoCrytr says:

Oh come the heck on! I like my comments. I had over 35 deleted back in February!

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:18 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

Mass comment deletion again..? This feels soo deja-vu-y...

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March 21st, 2007 at 5:01 pm ShadoCrytr says:

..Was it something I said? (yes)

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March 21st, 2007 at 6:19 am ShadoCrytr says:

See what I can do by just taking a little time out of my day and pecking at an electronic rectangle? :)

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March 20th, 2007 at 10:28 pm Jeff V says:

Rofl - It's Cool Ranch Doritos or nothing...Cheesy Poof bags always seem too empty when you open a new one.

Shado - Your comments really hit a nerve with me. I've never thought about it like that and I should take steps to correct my attitude.

Oh wait - it's just a friggin game!!! (one that I suck at...I might add)

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March 20th, 2007 at 5:58 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

My comment has been deleted..? Seems like Capt. Admin has been making his rounds.


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March 20th, 2007 at 2:30 pm RoflCopter says:

Jeff wtf is wrong with eating cheesy poofs eh lolol.

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March 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am Slip says:

Get some sun shadoCrytr, your passionate defence of flash game geeks isnt healthy.

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March 20th, 2007 at 9:06 am ShadoCrytr says:

You know what? I hate people who come on here and critisize people who are only trying to help, reassure, and explain. If you ACTUALLY have enough time to come on here, make an account, critisize someone you don't even KNOW, and feel good about it, then you're the one who needs to get some sun. It's stupid, and pointless.

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March 20th, 2007 at 8:56 am Jeff V says:

Usually when one speaks of having high reflexes and precision you are talking about a professional athlete or a brain surgeon - not an overweight cheesy-poof eating computer geek making a video dolphin do his bidding. Go get some sun...

March 20th, 2007 at 5:56 am sombody says:


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March 20th, 2007 at 4:55 am misc. says:

look this is possible, but its a different newer version of the game.

go to:
to play the latest version, there are also forums there.

there is nothing above mars but blank space in this version.

in regards to how he lands, it is possible in this version too. The trick is that you do a tiny tailslide before taking off each time, and it launches you higher into the air than achievable normally. This also gives u a 'launch' angle of about 40-50 degrees so it is possible to land like that.

achieving these high scores in both versions is mainly about the LOOOOOONG tailslide at the end, u dont even need that high of a multiplier to get scores in the millions.

i assure you that this video is not fake, and that it takes considerable amounts of skill and time to do multiple tailslide launches in a row, as well as to do it at the end (with such high speed you really need high reflexes and precision to get into a tailslide AS WELL AS continuing the combo)/

March 19th, 2007 at 11:23 pm Bobo says:


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March 19th, 2007 at 8:43 pm Havok says:

he needs a life

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March 19th, 2007 at 8:20 pm Pokey says:

oh. my. ahgod.

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March 19th, 2007 at 7:38 pm Links says:

*guilty of beeing jealous*

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March 19th, 2007 at 7:01 pm ShadoCrytr says:

In response to Thousand's comment:

They're jealous as hell. :)

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March 19th, 2007 at 4:10 pm Lieutenant Distracted says:

In the version Admin posted, no. but in other versions, yes. This is possible. I'm getting closer, but unfortunately I'm also being disputed.

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March 19th, 2007 at 1:33 pm ShadowZero says:

"omg, there’s stuff BEYOND Mars??"

lol i wasnt aware there was stuff beyond the moon -.-, for the first 20 minutes i was playing i was trying to catch fish any way

as far as the video goes, if its even legit - Cheap

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March 19th, 2007 at 12:23 pm strawberry says:

omg, there's stuff BEYOND Mars??

I mean... I could do that If I wanted to... I'm just too busy doing, um...

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March 19th, 2007 at 10:46 am ShadoCrytr says:

The angle at which you can get a nice entry lessens a lot when you start going higher, guys.

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March 19th, 2007 at 10:21 am RoflCopter says:

Looks a hoax though.. Some of the landings this guy makes would usually just stop you dead.

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March 19th, 2007 at 10:12 am ThousandFace says:

Why is every time we get a movie based on a game thats on here you guys say its a hoax, but this one does seam like it the timer goes backward by a few seconds every once in a while.

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March 19th, 2007 at 9:44 am Links says:

*faints* is that real o_0?

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March 19th, 2007 at 9:43 am Slip says:

This video is fixed, you cannot land like that -
I have tried countless times and it just doesnt work.


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March 19th, 2007 at 9:27 am RoflCopter says:

Everyone try to land as retarded as this and watch flipper plummet, because this is BS.

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