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The future of human-computer interaction is here with the speech recognition built in to Windows Vista! Indeed, it is so seamless that you may even start pretending that you are Captain Jean-Luc Pricard talking to the computer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

22 Littlegrey Comments:

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March 2nd, 2013 at 4:08 am felis20 says:

Man, using speech-to-text software seems like a terrible way to go about using a computer.

If only there were an easier way...

...Alas there is not.

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December 20th, 2008 at 9:56 pm alchemy253 says:

that was so funny that i pissed myself. XD

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November 26th, 2007 at 3:13 am johnbrandt2007 says:

yea this program was used to type sentences not code..

hehe I just used that program to type this =] I am so smart. This program works really well if you do not do it with computer code

July 28th, 2007 at 9:41 pm Navi says:

I wrote crotch in microsoft sam and it said crowsnest! thanks Jordan. Try ZZZZZZZZZ

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July 20th, 2007 at 11:08 am ¥Cj† says:

wow that microsoft must be retarded making something that stupid

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July 20th, 2007 at 4:18 am marklepage says:


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July 16th, 2007 at 11:55 pm The1TrueKnasty says:

I used this at my school once and I tried to say: Jimmy went to the park

It came out as:

Gimmick went for goats fart

Such an accurate devise

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July 16th, 2007 at 4:21 pm Cr4zy_1v4n says:

Ahhh windows vista, cutting edge sucknology.

July 15th, 2007 at 2:22 pm JOrdan says:

Microsoft sam speaks slang: type in crotch in microsoft sam

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July 14th, 2007 at 3:58 pm Lobo. says:

I agree, using it in notepad was a bad idea

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July 13th, 2007 at 3:12 pm bluerocker says:

I'd be interested in seeing if they were trying to write some actually structured language rather than code.

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July 12th, 2007 at 9:22 pm Pokey says:

i almost peed myself laughing so hard...

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July 12th, 2007 at 9:22 pm cyranorick says:

hrhr... lets all praise the wonderful new technique ;)

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July 12th, 2007 at 8:21 pm twan says:

that was quite worthless, i didn't work at all

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July 12th, 2007 at 7:51 pm ShadoCrytr says:

Yeah.. that's just.. awesome! I might have to get one of those. XD

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July 12th, 2007 at 6:33 pm Rebel975 says:

That was good.

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July 12th, 2007 at 6:10 pm Locket says:

I almost died laughing

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July 12th, 2007 at 5:29 pm lil joker says:

fuking funny

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July 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pm edboyxd says:

thats hilarious!!!
it's sooooo easy

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July 12th, 2007 at 1:58 pm Don says:

sim thats awesome i never knew that plus i usually use mine for pranks on phone and to call me awesome and my friend gay. oh ya that thing sucked and it was funny

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July 12th, 2007 at 1:52 pm Wheelnut says:

Is that thing deaf? It took the guy ten minutes to type in a piece of code that normally takes about ten seconds... and still he calls it "amazing"... probably amazingly retarded...

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July 12th, 2007 at 12:01 pm sim says:

did you know that microsoft sam in xp cannot say these words

soy soif

try it out

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