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China’s Fake Disneyland
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You’ve got to hand it to China. When they’re not adding melamine to food products meant for animal and human consumption, they’re building a giant knockoff of Disneyland, featuring such original creations as Rickey Rouse, and Monald Muck.

15 Littlegrey Comments:

May 26th, 2007 at 11:52 am merry says:

if I could have understood what was said it would have helped. I got the basic facts, enjoyed the wobbling heads, didn't understand the boxes of supplies piled up, wished I could have heard the commentary...

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May 19th, 2007 at 5:32 am TopMonkey says:

I just think behavior like this is so rude. It isn't like Japan can't come up with their own characters and just add them to their own idea of a theme park. Why steal Disney? Of course Hamas has done it too in order to sell terrorism.

I just find it ironic that America is the great Satan, yet our prodcuts, the products of the evil captilism, are good enough for them.

The day is going to come when more and more of America is exported to these other lands and their people will begin to see we aren't so bad after all, and once that happens, once they give their people a little taste of freedome, then there's no taking it back.

May 15th, 2007 at 11:15 am Bill says:

Japan Probe has run a few more updates on the situation. Three other amusement parks in the Beijing Area are also involved in blatant copyright violations:

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May 11th, 2007 at 3:33 pm TopMonkey says:

What can Disney do...hmmm...perhaps make a cartoon about a communist from China, that hires a nanny that flies in on an umbrella, and by the end of the movie teaches him that democracy is practically perfect in every way.

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May 8th, 2007 at 5:35 pm Pokey says:

:C the seven dwarfs scare me!!

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May 8th, 2007 at 1:07 pm bluerocker says:

I love how all the characters look like their on a 18 hour drug induced high...I think the 7 dwarfs have the munchies!

May 5th, 2007 at 3:07 pm cynnicysm says:

you try suing the largest communist nation in the world...the point is, there's nothing disneyland can really DO, all china really has to do is say "we're not paying you to use this stuff, screw you" and what are the disney people gonna do about it? stop letting china make all of their toys at a billionth of the price the americans make it? you sot of have to give credit to china for being so slick all the time

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May 5th, 2007 at 4:10 am ThousandFace says:

This thing is just asking for a lawsuit.

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May 5th, 2007 at 2:48 am Havok says:

i wonder if the people from disneyland know about this. and/or if they do what will become of this mystic land of lies?

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May 4th, 2007 at 8:41 pm OMG Pancakes says:'s not a mouse

tis a cat with large ears.

May 4th, 2007 at 7:43 pm ys says:

The Chinese version of Donald Duck still has no pants but does have blue leg warmers.

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May 4th, 2007 at 2:28 pm Administrator says:

It looks like their whole site is down. Hopefully it will fix itself soon.

In the meantime, if you haven't discovered it already, try clicking the 'Rand-o-Post' button to the right under the recent comments list. It's endless fun!

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May 4th, 2007 at 12:17 pm ThousandFace says:

Same the page loads but nothing shows, I think its just my FireFox acting up again =\

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May 4th, 2007 at 11:26 am Iones says:

The link doesn't work for me.

May 4th, 2007 at 11:04 am TopMonkey says:

This is just another example of how the war on terror has caused the world to hate America and everything to do with it!

Oh, sorry, this is just another example of how America is the envy of the rest of the world and how it isn't such a wonderful thing to be stuck in China where the only thing you can get is a knock off becuase the government controls everything.

But in their defense, Disneyland is the "happiest place on earth" so who wouldn't want a slice of that heaven? Also, we stole Chinese food so maybe this is just payback.

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