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I love family guy. And 10electro01, go back to your trailer, break open a six-pack, and leave this site the hell alone. You ain't bein' cleaver, yur jis pessin me awf.
I frikin love Family Guy it makes the rest of us look good.
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family guy is hilarious! it makes jokes of pretty much everything so if u dont like it then dont watch it! simple
Say it more like Gomer Pyle "He's real cleaver sarge!"
No beavers needed, just an accent.
I'd love to help you, but you should narrow down the concept:
- Cleaver (knife) is a large form of knife.
- Cleaver (geology), in descriptive geology, is a ridge of rock that separates a unified flow of glacial ice from its uphill side into two glaciers flanking, and flowing parallel to, the ridge.
- Cleaver (plant) is a burr-bearing plant (Galium aparine)
- Cleaver (tool) is a type of prehistoric stone tool.
heh...the correct spelling of the redneck way of saying clever would be more along the lines of "cleavuh" you know? people down here rarely enunciate "er"'s...too lazy i suppose. i still want to know how to be cleaver. maybe it involves acting like the beaver?
This doesn't insult my intellect at all. That's not what my post was about. It isn't funny. The clip is supposed to be funny. I know humor is subjective. I realize it is a matter of opinion, but after all, that's what I was giving.
I think bluerocker said it the best really...
Family guy = Good time
Family guy + WEED = GREAT TIME
I would rather remain lucid to have a great time.
Actually I do know how to spell it. I was being a red neck...mixed with an intellectual, like the video...
also, i just said "however" twice in less than 15 words, which i think earns me a hypocrisy cookie.
seriosuly though, i'd like to be un-cleaver. or am i already?
i respet your opinion greatly, sometimes i just get sick of family guy and futurama, sometimes however, i like them, my opinion is really here nor there. However, you totally missed the fact that nika was joking on your apparent inability to spell "clever" and also, you left me wondering how cleaver things can actually be. Further, what does it take for something to become "un-cleaver"?
Banal humor sometimes has a way of pointing out a simple truth like nothing else-and usually the sad truth it is... Exaggeration and brusqueness make it funny.
There are many things that insult my intelect (for example "Osama" videos), but this is not one of them.
omg, are you ppl seriously trying to find a great, intellectual point to a family guy clip?
It's just funny... LAUGH dammit!
One last note: after much personal experience with Sagan videos, the only way to get the most out of them is not in the classroom but back home totally toked up on weed. Man...the heavens truly speak volumes when there is a little THC to help the message along.
Just to double check, have you all seen a Carl Sagan video before? He speaks about physics on par with Stephen Hawking so the comedic genius is not the Family Guy show but rather the embarrassing intellectual discrepancy between Sagan and the typical conservative, rednecked American as represented by Peter.
For clips from a typical Sagan video, click here: http://www.milkandcookies.com/tag/carlsagan/
Oh, in addition, it is correctly spelled 'SAGAN' and not 'SEGAN'. I will admit that I made the same mistake by copying the spelling from the title of the clip that is linked with the millions of copies of this video on the web. One then has to wonder if the Family Guy spelled it incorrectly to avoid a lawsuit. In Carl Sagan's words 'only the cosmos will know.'
That was insightful? I was talking out of my ass.
I'm sorry....are you saying "cleaver" on purpose, or are you just an idiot?
You know, your right, so is nika. I can see how not liking banal humor makes me un-cleaver and boring. I don't know why I didn't see it before. Thanks, your sterling insight has shown me the light.
This is the typical humor of Family Guy, so if you don't like this you probably don't like the show very much; which in turn makes you about as boring as the time I was the cue card coordinator of a children's show that teaches you how to read cue cards. Not book just cue cards, the white ones that you normally don't see on TV but thats what people do, they read them so they don't remember there lines. I think carrot top used his own cue cards as props for that show we went to in Denver where my dog got drunk and started heckling him until we got kicked out and banned from his shows for the rest of our lives. Like he's some big shot? Huh! Also, we took boredom pills. THATS how boring you are.
Yep, something is definitely not cleaver around here.
I don't think video is the problem (or Admin), so lets deepen this investigation.
This is one of those videos that makes me think that Admin hates us or at least has a cruel sense of humor. Just not very cleaver.
that was very random, but it reminded how much i hate my tivo for not recording family guy anymore.
Ah man...that made my day!
I love Segan and stupid rednecks. What a beautiful combination.
well this was... stupid
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