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Attack Turtle
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16 Littlegrey Comments:

November 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pm bow wow girl says:

lol that was funny as heck it should be in the funny part of this web site!!

it was so funny!

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September 9th, 2007 at 7:14 pm crazycookie says:

bord is me lol :P

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May 12th, 2007 at 11:41 pm cerealmonsta says:

I have 2 dogs and a cat!

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May 11th, 2007 at 9:21 pm OMG Pancakes says:

i have attack snails.

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May 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm TopMonkey says:

I had a corn snake but I decided I wanted something more 'mammalian' and got a guinea pig (cavy) and a Siberian dwarf hamster.

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May 11th, 2007 at 12:10 pm nika says:

True it's a tortoise..
And I still find funny when people come and see my terrariums and get scared of nonvenomous and shy snakes, but have no problem reaching for Asian Forest Tortoise or even a small Snapping Turtle..*surprise* :P

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May 11th, 2007 at 11:20 am TopMonkey says:

With all the fake stuff out there I guess how nightmare could see this has fake, but it isn't. First, it's a tortoise, not a turtle, I have an African Spurred Tortoise, larger than this one, but he hisses and charges just like this one.

Remember the video of the mother rabbit chasing off the snake? Same idea here. While it may seem improbable, it really isn't. Reptiles, while not as capable of sustaining energetic levels of aggression like mammals, are still quite able to defend themselves, just ask the Komodo Dragon, he'll tell you, after he's done eating a deer.

May 11th, 2007 at 1:17 am says:

Now that you mention it, there was something unnatural about that turtle....almost...evil one might say. Actually, this video made me wish cat's could use hammers. I mean, I don't like cats but that turtle was clearly on a rampage and must be stopped!

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May 10th, 2007 at 11:55 pm nightmare says:

did anyone else notice that the turtle was obviously fake most of the time?someone fixed that video good, but not good enuf. the turtle kept on chasing the cat insted of hiding in its shell, or running, which is nearly impossible, and it kept on moving the same way, it didnt slow down or anything.

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May 10th, 2007 at 11:30 pm Havok says:

i friken hate cats there such a useless animal

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May 10th, 2007 at 9:25 pm cerealmonsta says:

I tried that number...they sell an attack turtles for 2 payments of $89.99.
(5.99 shipping and handling)

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May 10th, 2007 at 5:49 pm 10electro01 says:

he is like a tank.

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May 10th, 2007 at 4:26 pm warhound says:

omg!!!! this killed rap cat
i personly thank him

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May 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm bluerocker says:

I think we found the evolutionary link between average, everyday turtles and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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May 10th, 2007 at 10:08 am Dr. Frank says:

hahaha, turtles own, instead of getting an attack squirrel, i might get one of these

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May 10th, 2007 at 9:56 am ThousandFace says:

He works on dogs too!

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