The directions for this game are a bit complicated, so read carefully: CLUB SMASH, CLUB SMASH HEAD. SMASH GOOD. Spacebar will pause the game, and SMASH GOOD, OG LOVE SMASH.
81 Littlegrey Comments:
This game is too easy at the last level i just put on 4 ion cannons and i didnt even need to send out a single tank lol.
after I saw my super solider die i just about cried im done playing
I Beat The Whole Game!
With 3 Ice Cannons!
The game is pretty good and easy just use the space bar cause that wat my friend told me to use!
I won the game. Pretty easy. Those super soldiers can take out three future tanks or whatever theyâ€™re called. I have a question. What's the point? I mean it's a good game and all, but what is it about? Cavemen fight there way through evolution?
This game is the best game i have ever played plus it has an spectatular sound track! This has to be the best game on DIGYOUROWNGRAVE.COM... so far LOL
This game is cake. All you have to do is use the caveman strategy and you win.
yo i won with 100% life
its so easy
the 1st 3 stages use the top units
and the last 2 use rockets and the blue ion cannon
omg congrats u won the war and the game is that all i get for playing all day haha how rubish is that omg i only had 1093 health left at the end tho.
Fun and very addicting!
If you want to complete this all you do is get on to the marine force part then spawn as many double turrets as you can absolutely nothing can get past then trust me!
YARGGGHHHH!!!! I be a pirate and i be's a chasin that scurvy Brian around the Black sea of the intertubes! AVAST YE LANDLUBBER! I'll not play your paltry "civilizations" other than to PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!! YARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
There is a different computer game called civilazations that you'd have to buy. It's way better than this piece of junk
This game was cake... I worked the last level with two lasercannons and one supersoldier. Just keep replacing the regular soldiers using a 2 melee units then one projectile unit.
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
4 ion rays, 2 super soldiers = Total destruction
4 ion rays, 17 war machines = even better domination
this is sooooo cool except when ur the stupid retarded pilgrims click special and then pause it with the space button and youll see what happens
PS.wait for the screen to stop shaking:)
idk if anyone else noticed this but after using a special you can pause the game, and it will recover even while pause. so in theory you could just use a special, pause and wait, and go the whole game without using a soldier.
3 Lazer cannons, 1 Ion, 15 Super Soldiers.= Total Domination
I beat impossible, 3 lazer cannons, 1 ion ray, 10 super soldiers
You're right that is weird!!!!!!!!!
Why do the machines bleed even tanks bleed thats wierd
The pause button is the spacebar
Sounds like Age Of Empires.
This flash game is the same as an earlier Windows game. It played the same, but it was only medieval times, no evolution, and you had to send out peasants to cut down trees to get money. Anyone else remember that game?
i beat this game on noraml my first try then on harder i took 2 trys but at impossible i needed 4 trys altought all i did was build 3 ion cannons and i won! P.S. do not use humens v.s. alian dudes-you may have better defence but your offense stinks.
to do immpossible this is what your do get club man then sling shot the club man then sling shot keep gowing like this it the 4th lev then just save money to bye stuff gl i beat all levs woooot!
Press space to pause.
For the Dinos on impossible, a good way to deal with them is to let them get close to your cave and build as many sling or club men as you can. In fact, I think the only way to beat impossible is build only cavemen until you have enough experience to get to the final age.
Well, how do I survive the dino riders with the impossible?
wheres this pause button u speak of?
Impossible level: Start with 5 club man and a rock slingshot and go from there. Once you get lots of money, by only slingshot man. Sell all turrets and buy 4 primitive catapults. Once opponet evolves into future age evolve. Buy lazer cannons then sell them for Ion rays. Do nothing now. Good luck to all
lmao i beat all 3 diffaculty lvls and this is first time ever playing lmao 4 ions on impossable diff is esay to get!!!! west side
Jdub,timothy i found tht glitch first looook at comments stop copying
Yet another glitch- If you are running low on men, you can build 5, then hit pause. The guys will keep building. Unpause, make another 5, and pause again.
Pause it and wait until the screen stops shaking. Then it rains!!!
Pausing it does not make it rain down any more then usual, it just makes all the rain come at once.
When you use your special, hit pause. When you return back to the game, the special item rains down 5x. Also, if you leave it paused, it will build back up again, while in pause.
Wot is the name of the song in the game?
i was jus chillin and playen ige of wer and i was inquirin myself bout dat sikc symphony goin on in deh backgundde wat
TIS GAME IS 2 EASY - I BEAT ON IMPOSSIBLIE MY FIRST TRY
well i found a glitch when u press specail then pause w8 till screen stops shaking and well all the rocks,arrows,bombs will fall all at same time.ITS BRILL
Ummm... i found a glitch in the game, if you loose the game while you have the regeneration activated it rolls over into the next game you play and never ends. it happened to me by accident because i THOUGHT i paused the game to get a drink and ya... lol it compleetily takes the fun outa the game
I beat impossible today!!!! i also had 4 ions!!!
Man this game is addicting!! I have officially beat the whole game on ALL levels!!! GOOD LUCK!!!
whoo victory on impossible!!
using the caveman strategy!
ty caveman for the great strategy
WWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!4 ION CANNONS ON IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I beat the game in 1 try lol the laser cannon were cool tho.
ME MAKE BOOM!BOOM!With mathmatical eqausions
i love this game its awsome i wish there are more levels
i like the part where you get the ice cream cone power up then using the power of ear muffs you defeat the dish washer
Best game ever!
I think that stupid is sooooooo stupid this is one of the greatest games ever made and there is nothing wrong with the background i tis a game of strategy. Stupid is stupid.
this game is sooo stupid....if your going to age you should atleast change the background so its not still trees....especially the age where the soldiers are from the future. There should be spaceships or somethin flying around!!!!!!!!!!
Impossible level : Start with caveman until opponent evolved into 4th age. Keep producing slingshot caveman until you get enough money to build the ion turrets...... Finally, I've beat the impossible...
omg finally beat it on impossible
Lol 3 ion cannons troops didn't take them out
everytime there troops died close to there base from cannons there base took a pwning
yeayea, i beat impossible, pretty simple actually, strategy, send 3 war machines in to keep the turrets busy while my super soilder, so by the time they finished killing my machines, my soilder was already attacking their base, BOOYEA
i beat it with 2 ions this would be a better game if there were more stages
i beat the game with three ion rays and thats it
the ultimate defense: 2 double turrets and 2 titanium shooters, nothing gets closer than the second tree.
then save for as many super soldiers as you want... i had 7 and 4 ion turrets on hard XD
OMG IVE DONE IT I BEAT IMPOSSIBLE YES!!!!!
4 rocket towers nd a defenceive line on the last stage to get my 2 super soldiers accross
i lost!.......jkjkjk IWON
lol i beat it again 2day wit 2 ion rays and a super soldier
woot i managed to beat harder without ion cannons
i just used four duel turrets
although the enemies 2nd teir weapon (the laser maybe... whatever the red one is) hit my base a few times...
impossible is so messed, 2 cavemen can kill a dino rider....
i beat normal and harder, both with 4 ion turrets but impossible is just... well, impossible, ima keep trying
LoL, just remain in a defensive posture, you'll get all the points, you'll get all the xp, you win.
beat it on normal, 2 ion turrets and a laser turrent. Just wait, youll win
i beat it finally just get 4 ion turrets and save 4 a super soldier and ur pretty much set up to win
damn i only got 3 ion cannons then i won...stupid glich...i wanted a super soldier..and i would have gotten one too..if it weren't for those meddlesom kids and their dog
that was a great game, finished them of at the end wih two war machines and 5 blasters
I've only been able to beat it on normal. Although, I was able to have three super soldeirs out at once, which is how I won.
Yay! Beat it like a rented mule!
try beating it before the last evo, you have to be army evo before enemy and you have to have saved enough to build 4 tanks, on normal u win
That ion cannon error makes it way to easy to beat if you can survive till the final evolution thing.
i cant beat it on harder... but on normal i decided to try and beat it with the next tolast evolution.... like humans vs aliens style... but although NOTHING could touch my base with 4 duel turrets my stuff was too weak to get tothe other side... so i settled with beating it withough ion cannons... just build one super soldier and like 10 blaster and the blaster ones mow down the enemy building
Pretty good 2D game. Cheers!
ion turrets = GG
i survived till the last level and had3 ion cannons, they shot across the whole map and after killing the enemy they would "accidentally" hit the base after. i never had to build a solider the last level.
easy, just survive and when you get to the last age use the ion turrets, u win
if they are very close to ur castle keep building blades untill you can afford a super soldier to push to their side
I have been playing this for about a week now, and have played the game about 8 times, and I still can't beat it on impossible.
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