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World’s Largest Spider
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The Goliath spider, a species of tarantula found in South America, is the size of a dinner plate. Unlike other spiders, this one will actually hiss at you. It feeds on birds, cheeseburgers and pizza. It is highly aggressive and will bite without conscience or mercy. Also, it can attack from a distance by flicking special hairs from its body at anything it considers a threat (that means you). These hairs are extremely irritating to the skin, and were they to get in your eyes, nose or mouth, it would hurt. A lot. For years I’ve felt the rainforest wasn’t being destroyed quickly enough.

123 Littlegrey Comments:

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November 14th, 2012 at 8:24 pm Sparkle says:

Gross!!!!!!!

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October 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 am vi nam says:

The tarantula's secret weapon is its ability to release hairs from its body at any creature it sees as a threat. The tiny hairs are very irritating to the skin, and can cause problems if they get into the mucous membranes around the mouth and eyes.

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September 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 am Tombino says:

Katie by the way you are correct about most of what you posted except one thing...goliath bird eating tarantulas will eat birds if given the chance. I own a goliath that is right now about 8 inches in size and I did in fact place a finch in her terrarium. She ate it. I have also personnally witnessed her eat lizards, hissing cockroaches, mice, a beetle, and a snake that was about 3 1/2 feet in length. Goliaths will eat anything you put in front of them as long as they are hungry and it is small enough.

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August 17th, 2011 at 8:57 pm Kitman says:

WTF Cheese burgers and pizza!!!!

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June 8th, 2011 at 10:45 pm fletcher says:

A giant spider stole my car today!

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May 1st, 2011 at 9:00 am nika says:

I lit on fire with aerosol deodorant & my lighter. It was awesome watching him run in circles, burning to death.

You're sick, and the fact that you probably legally walk around with some sort of weapon in your hands is really scary.

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May 1st, 2011 at 7:30 am Arathayr says:

Ok, I've seen a lot of myths here being reported as 'fact'. First of all, the Goliath Bird-Eater is no longer the world's biggest spider. Recently found in Australia, there is a Huntsman Spider that is about 2 inches bigger than the Goliath. Second, the 'Daddy Long-Legs' can bite through skin, they do not unless you piss them off while they are trapped. Their venom is not deadly to humans. Third camel spiders can run about 8 mph, they biggest they get are about 6-8 inches, they can jump about 2 maybe 3 inches & there bites are painful but only deadly if you are dumb enough to not get treated. I found a camel spider in my can in Iraq, I took my boots off in the dark, then I turned on the lights to find him sitting between my left boot & where I had set my foot down. I opened the door & it went running out. Just before crossing the threshold he leaped up about an inch out the door. I lit on fire with aerosol deodorant & my lighter. It was awesome watching him run in circles, burning to death.

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April 15th, 2011 at 12:18 am l says:

i really can't believe how retarded you people are, camel spiders ARE NOT SPIDERS, in terms of sheer weight it is in fact the goliath bird eating spider and for all you idiots claiming to have gone to iraq and seen them, don't be stupid, you can't argue with facts

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May 7th, 2010 at 12:17 am Brighde says:

Camel spiders have a leg-span of 5" but are not "as big as dinner plates" as rumoured. They also are not as fast as 24mph but are extremely fast, with a maximum speed of 10mph (athletes can typically run at 23mph). It is their speed that also gives them the name "wind spider". As you can see in the video, this helps them overcome all kinds of prey including lizards, rodents and occasionally birds.
http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/

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August 16th, 2009 at 9:33 am GUTCHUCKER says:

Camel spider = solpugid ^_^

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December 15th, 2008 at 8:51 pm igotups says:

this is for people to know about "daddy long legs"

"Urban legend
There is an urban legend stating that daddy long-legs spiders have the most potent venom of any spider, but that their chelicerae (fangs) are either too small or too weak to puncture human skin; the same legend is also repeated of the harvestman and crane fly, also called "daddy long-legs" in some locales. Indeed, pholcid spiders do have a short fang structure (called uncate). However, brown recluse spiders also have uncate fang structure, but are able to deliver medically significant bites. Either pholcid venom is not toxic to humans or there is a musculature difference between the two arachnids, with recluses, being hunting spiders, possessing stronger muscles for fang penetration. [5]

In 2004, the Discovery Channel show MythBusters set out to test the daddy long-legs myth (season 1, episode 13 "Buried in Concrete"). After measuring the spider's fangs at approximately 0.25 mm (average human skin thickness varies from about 0.5mm to 4mm), the show's host was apparently bitten, although the bite produced little more than a mild short-lived burning sensation. This appears to confirm the suspicion that pholcids can penetrate human skin, but that their venom is practically harmless to humans. Additionally, recent research by Alan Van Dyke has shown that pholcid venom is actually relatively weak in its effects on insects as well[6].

According to the University of California at Riverside, the daddy long-legs spider has never harmed a human and there is no evidence that they are venomous to humans.[7]

One reason why these spiders are said to be so dangerous could be that they regularly prey on other spiders, including the black widow (Latrodectus spp.), which itself can be dangerous to humans, with the reasoning that the preying spider must be even more venomous; which is incorrect. (Pinto-da-Rocha et al. 2007:4)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae)

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December 15th, 2008 at 4:42 pm SmackTalk says:

Here is your answer to your worlds largest spider.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/10/061027-tarantula-video.html

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December 14th, 2008 at 5:06 am katie says:

jojo you are a moron, camel spiders only grow up to 7 inches and birdeaters can grow to a foot, your brothers picture probably just means the camel spider look that big, plus camel spiders aren't really spiders they are in the arachnid family but aren't spiders, by the way birdeaters don't really eat bird, or cheese burgers or pizza, they eat bugs mice and small lizards.

Thanks to venomguy, kyle and anyone else who knows what they are talkin about, the camel spider is not the largest, read up before you go opening your mouth, ignorance is annoying. even if a camelspider got some wierd growth hormone it still wouldn't be the largest “spider” its not a spider.

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November 6th, 2008 at 2:05 pm cynnciysm says:

no emma, you're stupid, and your mother never loved you. in fact, noone loves you and noone will ever love you because of how stupid you are.

bam. what now.

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November 6th, 2008 at 1:42 pm emma age9 says:

You guys are very stupid.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm nika says:

I knew an extremely underweight guy that liked to tell stories like that and swore they were true. Now he shares a room with a man who claims he's a messiah.

The fact he is skinny carries the same relevance as the girl from your story being extremely overweight.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm holey says:

I knew an extremely overweight girl who was suuffering from itching and pain in her anal area. Her feces was occassionally silk wrapped. When she went to the colon specialist he removed a 5 inch "brown spider" from the bottom of her small intestine. This happened in Paraguay and is absolutely true!!!

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July 7th, 2008 at 11:36 pm rjctd2timez247 says:

reminds me of the movie eight legg'd freaks.

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July 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm jojo~ says:

the goliath spider is not the biggest spider in the world..my brother jeremy has been in the afghanistan area for the marines..and has taken pictures of way bigger spiders than that...they are truly bigger...they're called "camel spiders"

and they are a threat...

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May 26th, 2008 at 6:08 pm david says:

omg i hate spiders and if that thing touches you, you will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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February 10th, 2008 at 6:38 pm Spider says:

True phobia is no joke but learning to understand and oversome fear is a good thing.

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February 10th, 2008 at 6:03 pm nika says:

After this pretentious comment everyone will just rush to your forum- and I bet people who have a legitimate arachnophobia will enjoy the photos too. :P
I'm an arthropod lover myself, but I have tolerance for the people who are not as they constitute about 95% of a general population. ;)

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February 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm Spider says:

Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
Come see us and learn.
http://gallery.tarantulas.us/gallery/v/tarantulas/

;-)

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January 28th, 2008 at 5:46 pm shawty says:

i hate spiders if iseen 1 of those cummin my way then i would be runnin the other!!! LoL

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December 15th, 2007 at 3:17 pm jayjay says:

I HATE SNAKES they SCARE me and if i saw on that BIG i would DIE you all are CRAZY

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December 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 am marixa baby says:

ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i am really creeped out by spiders but wen i tryto kill 1 i cant i feel bad for the poor spideer.i think ill just keep my distance from all siders but if they get near m , i will kll them ....................... or run away screaming to my dady. one of those two.

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December 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 am tacomaster says:

I hate spiders just for the fact they are so stealthy, and hard to see.

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December 2nd, 2007 at 2:21 am Original says:

im scared of all insects.

if i see of these in real life. ill seriously get a shotgun and shoot it 42 times.

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December 2nd, 2007 at 12:02 am spider girl says:

maybe not kiss it but what im trying to say is i like spiders.

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December 1st, 2007 at 11:53 pm spider girl says:

i would pick it up and kiss it if it wasn't so deadly.

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November 4th, 2007 at 2:24 am orion says:

ive seen a spider that is 2 feet tall and 3 feet long on my house but that is a good piocture

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November 4th, 2007 at 1:36 am alayjah brown says:

i think the spider is thick but not big, i've seen way bigger spiders than that. mabye not in person.lol!

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October 21st, 2007 at 10:48 am melissa says:

i love spiders so does one of my best frinds shayelle

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October 17th, 2007 at 3:39 pm survied barely says:

those are not the biggest spider in the world its the biggest spider that is known about and a camel spider is a spider a very big spider i ate one before. got dared by my best friend john dared me too. it wasnt half bad

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October 14th, 2007 at 12:20 pm i cant give info out LOL says:

CAMEL SPODERS ARE BIGGER THE GODITH'S!

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October 13th, 2007 at 5:52 pm tobie says:

yo i wish all spiders in the world would die because i have aracba-phobie or scared of spiders im alright with little spider but spiders wider this this line (________) i freak out at

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October 9th, 2007 at 10:48 pm Spider girl says:

Dude thats not the worlds largest spider I've seen spiders way way bigger than that. And it's called the night spider.I've only seen one in Austrailia.So I'm shake my spider ass to you.

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October 1st, 2007 at 8:22 pm goliathdds says:

camel spiders are not spiders at all... it says: "They are a different species of arthropod called solipugids which are not venomous or have silk-making capacity"

therefore goliath is the biggest... enlightment please(!)...

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September 30th, 2007 at 3:24 pm says:

nipples have no place on this site ,my kid sees this site

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September 30th, 2007 at 2:39 pm Kiwi says:

cool... my brother showed it to me :P
and im SO terrified of spiders.

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September 30th, 2007 at 1:06 pm tacomaster says:

hey wanna fun fact. This was how I found dyog

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September 30th, 2007 at 12:54 am alexis says:

wow thats all i can saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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September 15th, 2007 at 1:06 am ADIRKADIRKA says:

Those tarantulas are worth like $400 apiece, and very difficult to come by in the great hobby of bug keeping.

My balls are the size of dinner plates.

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September 9th, 2007 at 2:16 pm taylor says:

that is disgusting

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September 6th, 2007 at 7:43 pm shayne zeth says:

spiders - they are incredible, amazing creature. i don't think they are dangerous, it's only because of how they looks like, would be nice to have a pet like this at home. I would like to have the goliath birdeating spider.

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September 6th, 2007 at 5:49 pm cindi says:

i am so spiderphobic

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September 4th, 2007 at 2:02 pm imAWESOME says:

who would u even say ur nips are the size of dinner plates...no one cares..all i care about is that massive spider..AHHHHHHHH

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September 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm Iceman06 says:

ahhhhh spiders!!

*whimpers in fear*

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September 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 pm spiderlover says:
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September 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm spiderlover says:

Also forgot to add this the goliath spider does not eat pizza and cheeseburgers they eat mouses and insects. Also they don't hiss they hair that come off is a protective sign which means if you fighten it will send the hairs out into the air not throwing them like spears, and again they won't attack unless they fell threatened which would be the hairs that come off. to all these people on here and also they person who LIED about the goliath spider really need to read this THEY ARE NOT HARMFUL TO HUMAN AND WILL NOT KILL YOU. I WOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER THAN ANYTHING OK PEOPLE!!!!

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September 2nd, 2007 at 12:21 pm spiderlover says:

i just would like you to know that the goliath spider will not hurt anyone that it bits, because their bit does not have enough vemon in it to hurt a human. The only thing it will do to you is if your sick and have a allergic reaction which will only be swelling for a few hours, other than that they won't hurt you at all. As they are the biggest spider in the world they are compelety harmless, also what dustin scott was saying their are two types of daddy long legs one is "daddy longleg spider" which is the one that has the poison but their is no scientinfic resreach that it bits a human. Now the "daddy longleg" has no fangs nor does it have any venom so don't be to scared of spiders unless you actually read about them. I think this is the most annoying thing ever is when people make up stuff about spiders and not look into it frist!!!!!!!! please don't be scared of spiders unless u look them up frist. As for the nipples please i hope you can do something about that!

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August 31st, 2007 at 9:39 am Amber says:

I want one! Oh about camel spiders...Do people still believe the ridiculous myths? If anyone has seen the military picture of two camel spiders, the angel of the camera close-up just makes them look big. They only get up to 6inches long/wide, which is half the size as the Goliath spider (1-foot). Oh and, um, they definitely haven't been known to run up to 30mph, only up to 10. Damn people got me excited thinking they were that big when I was a child...Goliath isn't aggressive enless threatened, just like most breeds of tarantulas, and the city should burn to the ground, I love the wilderness! Now I'm going to take odd-angeled photos of spiders and claim I've discovered the world's largest! Mwahaha..ha..ha...oh, oops...ahem...

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August 31st, 2007 at 4:44 am bluerocker says:

Ya...this was the wrong thing to read when it's 2AM and I can't sleep.

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August 31st, 2007 at 3:16 am Iceman06 says:

I cry while reading this =[
help...

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August 31st, 2007 at 2:26 am spoego says:

During WWII I was in the USAAF and was temporarily stationed at the RAF base at Habbaniya, Iraq. It was so hot at night that we would bring our cots outside to sleep. One night I was awakened by something crawling on my face and I brushed it off and heard it hit the cement floor. It was a huge camel spider and from that time on I only slept under mosquito netting even though that was very hot and uncomfortable.

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August 31st, 2007 at 2:09 am guardian04 says:

that melissa is really drawing all my interest on a giant nipple spider...

my friendster account is yvanne_sierra@yahoo.com

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August 31st, 2007 at 1:19 am kahlil says:

i think there is a reason why they are here.. just like why we are created... but then for now, that is a nice trivia about goliath spiders

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August 31st, 2007 at 12:58 am inky says:

actually did you know that daddy longs legs CAN bite you? and they aren't the most poisonous spider in the world. The most poisonous spider in the world lives in Brazil or something...

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August 31st, 2007 at 12:54 am - says:

its harmless and whoever said that the rainforest isnt being destroyed quickly enough is a darn idiot

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August 31st, 2007 at 12:44 am gloria says:

dude its so cute i want one and no it does not eat pizza or attacks humans

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August 24th, 2007 at 8:41 am xX lisa Xx says:

omg i fawt the 1s i find in my house wer huge!! if i saw 1 of them i'd go into a mental break down!!

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August 20th, 2007 at 4:23 pm benjamin says:

if i see one of those i will flip

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August 12th, 2007 at 12:23 pm dustin scott says:

oh and just so you all know i plan on registering when i can actually access the registration page... probably when im back int he states and not sitting in the middle of afghanistan wasteing time.

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August 12th, 2007 at 12:19 pm dustin scott says:

in all actuallity, everyone eats spiders wheather they know it or not. its a proven fact that throughout a year the in the average household a person will eat 6-8 spiders while sleeping and never even know it. i know you're all thinking 'that's impossable because i'd wake up the second i felt a spider crawling on or anywhere near my mouth.' but in all actuallity a spider can barely be felt while you're asleep and therefore often times they enter your mouth while you sleep and you eat them before you know it. also a little fact for all you spider freaks out there, all spiders are venomous and some of the most leathal are too small to bite through your skin. the most leathal arachnid in the world happens to be the daddy long leg however it rarely has the capability to bite through the skin so you rarely hear of a daddyu long leg victum. just thought i'd give you all a little something to think about. if you question my accuracy on these things be forwarned that i used to aspire to be an entamologist because i am facinated by bugs of all sorts. centipedes and praying mantis are by far my most favored of the predator world though. take it easy and remember to check under public toilet seats for spiders. people die from bites while they sit on toilet seats ya know.... damn Two-Striped Telamonia. well i have to continue with my work so i'll stop creaping you out with this stuff and hopefully in the last 7-8 months of my deployment i'll see a reply posted or get and e-mail from someone. heres my e-mail. blade_of_deepercut@yahoo.com
drop me a line or two and keep it real people.

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August 10th, 2007 at 6:23 pm Venomguy12 says:

They dont eat birds they are called birdeaters because they could eat birds but that dont when smaller than 6" in diameter they eat grasshoppers and insects when larger they eat mice, and animals in that size, they cant shoot they're hairs either they can just disattch them from the body when being touched. They're bit is compared to a bee sting so its not that bad, but they do have venom that can cause irritation but there is no record of anyone ever dying from these.

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August 6th, 2007 at 3:05 am timtam says:

frickin scary

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August 6th, 2007 at 2:23 am ANGIE says:

i cannot believe that a spider that big exists.... eeewwwww!!!!! that scares me .... MOMMY!!!!!!

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July 16th, 2007 at 11:18 pm cool says:

ya thaats not right i would kill that sucker

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July 7th, 2007 at 6:27 pm alexis says:

that was the ugliest thing i've ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!

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July 6th, 2007 at 10:47 am bex says:

well im not at all fazed by big spiders its the common house spider that worries me but i do think thecamelspiders great !

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June 23rd, 2007 at 8:21 am Tiramisu says:

I think it's precious. But I like spiders. I would probably want one for a pet if it wasn't so aggressive.

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June 17th, 2007 at 6:51 pm A guy who loves spiders says:

if they wern't so deadly I would pick it up and look at it's body

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June 14th, 2007 at 6:28 am A guy who hates spiders says:

Wow...If I saw one of those things on my floor...I take my colt 45. and shoot it dead...THATS how bad I hate spiders...

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June 3rd, 2007 at 6:31 pm tacomaster says:

ewww owwwwwww sick PUUUUUUUUUkes on floor

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May 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm Kate says:

Gross! Eating a tranchila just thinking of that makes me want to puck. I got go now my mom needs to pick up the puck on the floor. Bye Mr.Gross

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May 1st, 2007 at 7:09 pm lkwytt01 says:

The camel spider is not actually a spider so it is not the worls biggest.

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April 15th, 2007 at 10:35 pm arochnaphobia says:

my arochnaphobia is the worst ever and is the most deathiest it can get and it's so bad that if i see any kind of spider near me or even if i hear that word or see any pic of one i'll start crying liek woah, i'll faint and start shaking and last night when i was wide awake a house spider bit me and it was at least 7 inches and my toe is all swollen now and i think im allergic

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April 10th, 2007 at 7:54 pm killer says:

i don't mind it... i kinda like it

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April 10th, 2007 at 5:35 pm teresa says:

your page scares the hack out of me...

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March 28th, 2007 at 4:43 pm Robbo-England says:

also, the shooting hairs thing, it aint all that bad. well not from my chilli rose anyway. abit itchy for a day or so, thats it. =]

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March 28th, 2007 at 4:40 pm Robbo-England says:

i think this bad boy deserved alot of credit, can be easy scraing the living daylights outa 98% of the population on earth!

and i think hes kool! because he'd eat my chilli rose for brekfast!

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March 15th, 2007 at 7:47 pm Leslie says:

Thanks for Sharing Sam (got a visual here!)what happened with the nipples?

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March 15th, 2007 at 7:43 pm Samantha says:

That spider makes me moist!!

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March 11th, 2007 at 11:00 am beekay says:

I would love to meet Melissa! (but NOT Goliath thank you!) By the way, IS Goliath a tarantula? I thought it was a theraposa.

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February 21st, 2007 at 1:28 am says:

O_O Am I the only one that wants to pet him? (Also, people, Camel Spiders are not the largest spider in the world. The bird eating spider shown here is the record holder for big. How do I know this? Because...I am Camel Spider and my cousin Goliath beats me up all the time.

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February 21st, 2007 at 1:05 am Kristna says:

Man i hate spiders i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scared of them if i see them i kill them i hate them full stop. seeing that spider size of a dinner plate talk bout SPOOKY!!!! and gross too

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February 7th, 2007 at 9:59 pm rhys says:

I eat spiders and thair yum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm

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February 7th, 2007 at 9:57 pm tom says:

dont kill spiders and me

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January 29th, 2007 at 3:31 pm Jazz Dog says:

Ever heard of giant bloodsucking spiders that fly?
Or how bout nipple spiders?

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January 2nd, 2007 at 2:45 pm Wheelnut says:

This is not going to help me overcome my arachnophobia....

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December 14th, 2006 at 2:43 am Maryann says:

put your nipples away mellisa................................. ssssiiiiiiiccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! bye bye

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December 14th, 2006 at 2:40 am Maryann says:

do you atully like spiders. they are so scary.. that is comming from a 12 year old

later
maryann

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December 5th, 2006 at 7:47 pm AMBER says:

HERE IS A VIDEO OF THE CAMEL SPIDER THE IN ACTION, NOW THAT IS ACTUALLY THE LARGEST SPIDER!
http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/

AND A PICTURE OF ONE
http://noleftturns.ashbrook.org/images/camel_spider.jpg

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November 24th, 2006 at 10:10 am lil miss says:

mi grandads gt 1 n its massive !
i h8 goin there!

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November 12th, 2006 at 8:48 pm emma says:

that is just weird having a spider that size im glad i live in scotland and i wont find any that size here :) although i am still terrified of any spider :(

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October 20th, 2006 at 7:24 am nika says:

I love spiders.. Though even this one can be taken down with no problem by a giant centipede (Scolopendra Gigantea)- those beasts are amazing....what..? Nipples size of dinner plates..? *mental..image..uploading..* Here's a logical question: what size are your boobs..? Gong..? :P

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October 20th, 2006 at 7:08 am jp says:

leave the spiders alone,i have a collection of them and the one that bit me out of about 100 was the brown recluse it got me sick and very sore.it bit me on the top of my hand that little bastard.

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October 16th, 2006 at 4:35 pm Kyle(Spider-Keeper) says:

The Goliath does not actually hiss. The Theraphosa Blondi has bristles which, when they rub their hind legs together, Cause the Hissing sound. And Yes, They do throw hairs. Not like spears, They float in the air and sill spike into your skin, causing rashes and serious irritation to the more sensitive areas.

Secondly, The Camel Spider, Is not actually a spider. They are Solpugids, Which are yes, of the Arachnid family. They gained the named "Camel Spider" Because they are commonly found waiting atop slain camels, Which people tend to believe is what killed said camel. They actually wait for other animals, Smaller animals, looking to feed on the slain camel. Their top speed is not 30mph, at most is 10mph. Their LARGEST size is 6-8 inches, they do not have venom, nor can they jump 3 feet high.

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October 10th, 2006 at 4:44 pm toney says:

spiders r awesome i ate 1 before i have tons of them i eat them 4 lunch & dinner or sometimes dessert i put hotsauce on them sometimes salt and pepper sike spiders are wierd i really don't eat spiders

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October 9th, 2006 at 8:35 pm smale says:

my nipples look like a dog's dinner but twice as brown - has anybody mentioned nipples yet?

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October 5th, 2006 at 12:20 pm shiznit says:

yah i want to see them bad boys.

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September 26th, 2006 at 10:53 pm some dude says:

I seriously wanna see those nipples.

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August 19th, 2006 at 4:35 pm PIMP J says:

I WILL KILL THAT THING

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August 5th, 2006 at 2:29 am Ortchel says:

Behold, ye pagans, enlightenment!

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August 4th, 2006 at 6:50 pm ural says:

I'm not even going to ask why you ate a tarantula. If there's a video of that, it should be posted here.

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August 4th, 2006 at 6:25 pm Tim says:

I ate one of those. The hairs in my eyes kinda hurt, alot, but the wost part was when it bit my tounge...i knew they hisses so i just told it to shut-up.

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July 21st, 2006 at 12:36 am poo says:

get lost

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July 21st, 2006 at 12:35 am poo says:

your all proods

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July 8th, 2006 at 9:01 pm Ben says:

Tarantulas don't use their urticating hairs to "attack from a distance", they are a defense mechanism. Joking about the rainforest being destroyed is ridiculous by the way.

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July 6th, 2006 at 2:36 am SPAZ says:

I think it is awesome i love spider's i wont one

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June 27th, 2006 at 3:43 am sidney says:

this is the most scariest spicies on the planet

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June 1st, 2006 at 9:49 pm Bear Claw says:

Melissa, May I see your Nipples?

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June 1st, 2006 at 8:46 pm miss murder AFI says:

that is a big spider

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May 10th, 2006 at 3:02 am Jessica says:

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my entire life. (camel spider) ugggg..

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March 8th, 2006 at 11:54 pm Cathy says:

My brother spent 8 months in Iraq last year. He said he'd rather see an insurgent coming at him than a camel spider.

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January 26th, 2006 at 4:08 am dragongirl724 says:

"my nipples are the size of dinner plates…"

LoL! that sucks. between your nipples & the spider i dont know which is scarier.

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January 24th, 2006 at 12:48 am HB Feermaster says:

Ug. Those camel spider pictures make me feel ill...

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January 23rd, 2006 at 4:16 pm Arsaidh says:

You want make-you-want-to-squeal-like-a-girl creepiness? Take a look at these uglies: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/NutsOnYourChin/SPIDERS.jpg
Bloody desert spiders (also known as camel spiders.) They look like something out of an old B sci-fi movie.

And disturbing (or just plain icky)? One of their bites: http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htm

(I know this'll be quarantined. Thought it might be an intersting critter for you lot. I know it creeps the hell out of me.)

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January 23rd, 2006 at 6:12 am Administrator says:

Someone actually emailed in tonight and said they wouldn't be looking at the site again until 'the giant spider is off the main page'. :)

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January 18th, 2006 at 7:13 pm MW says:

This knowledge (that such a spider even exists) has sent me into cardiac arrest, even as I type. I must seek medical treatment!

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January 18th, 2006 at 4:58 pm HB Feermaster says:

Good lord. Well your nipples would send me into cardiac arrest as well. The only things that should be as large as dinner plates are dinner plates.

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January 18th, 2006 at 1:45 pm melissa says:

my nipples are the size of dinner plates...

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January 18th, 2006 at 6:43 am HB Feermaster says:

Just thinking about that thing makes my bladder feel weak. Waking up in a South American hotel room to find one of those things near me would easily send me into cardiac arrest. Seriously.

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