Totem

Totem
Totem

I was a little worried about putting up this game because I thought it might be a bit ‘culturally insensitive’. I like to run a tight, clean ship around here. I also like to run up and down the street with no socks or pants. Oh, and be sure to play this game with the music on. The full experience is like a big hit off the old ‘peace-pipe’ if you know what I’m saying.


37 Comments:
    37.
    July 13th, 2008 at 11:48 pm Uber Asphalt says:

    This game is the best thing I've ever seen in my poor, miserable, excuse for a life!


    36.
    July 13th, 2008 at 6:24 pm sk8r1223 says:

    if i had an acid trip thats what it would look like....:]


    35.
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm hi says:

    um...did i lose? i think i did but i dont know this ching chang language. can you lose?! gosh my brain hurts.


    34.
    August 18th, 2007 at 11:47 am A Lawn Mower7 says:

    they took away my medal dangit who teh heck cheated???


    33.
    July 23rd, 2007 at 10:16 pm KURISUTOFAA says:

    IT WAS ME.


    32.
    July 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 pm Administrator says:

    Someone has pointed out a way to cheat in this game, so I'm taking the high scores down. C'est la vie.


    31.
    July 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 pm KURISUTOFAA says:

    I already tried to take them but I suck at those games. Consider yourself lucky.


    30.
    July 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 pm legor17 says:

    Well, at least you're a *bit* more considerate in taking another one of my medals (which happens to be yet another that I don't plan on reclaiming).
    Just don't mess with either of my remaining gold medals and I'll call it even. ;)


    29.
    July 22nd, 2007 at 8:14 pm KURISUTOFAA says:

    lol sorry legor, it's me again.


    28.
    June 24th, 2007 at 8:34 pm edboyxd says:

    that game is awesome!


    27.
    May 24th, 2007 at 7:30 pm mcsmile says:

    good for you evan i am still going to beat that score anyway when i ever play this game again


    26.
    May 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm p00pd0g says:

    mmm...this game is harder then I remember


    25.
    May 18th, 2007 at 11:37 am legor17 says:

    @242: The point of the game is to mouse over as many totem heads as possible. More heads means a higher score. Also, be quick to take your screenshot, cuz the game won't wait for you. :P


    24.
    May 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm Z4Z says:

    how the heck do u play this game


    23.
    May 17th, 2007 at 2:20 pm legor17 says:

    ROFL I got the gold!


    22.
    May 16th, 2007 at 1:18 pm A Lawn Mower7 says:

    yes... (fist pump) I beat Dave


    21.
    May 16th, 2007 at 1:14 pm A Lawn Mower7 says:

    Can U say greatest game of all time... and very intense


    20.
    May 15th, 2007 at 5:25 pm p00pd0g says:

    Fun Fun


    19.
    May 15th, 2007 at 12:21 pm Fluffen says:

    awesome :D thank you admin!


    18.
    May 15th, 2007 at 10:54 am Fluffen says:

    how could I've missed this! I need high scores! now! :DD


    17.
    January 7th, 2007 at 8:18 pm ...nobody... says:

    (O_O) wat the @#$% is he saying and how do i tell my score


    16.
    January 7th, 2007 at 5:15 pm I ♥ ♥ ♥ U says:

    yay i got a C this time


    15.
    January 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pm I ♥ ♥ ♥ U says:

    waaaaah i got a D!!! they look the potatoes O_o with EYES


    14.
    December 16th, 2006 at 2:37 am ???/ says:

    why was there a giant totem at one point? and what did it say??????????


    13.
    November 30th, 2006 at 6:51 pm ash and dani says:

    wtf


    12.
    November 25th, 2006 at 7:22 pm DarkProdigy says:

    Hahahaha 613 equals A+! Even in games i get awesome grades MWUHAHAHAHA!


    11.
    October 27th, 2006 at 3:07 pm Joe says:

    84% A+. i chane my mind


    10.
    October 20th, 2006 at 10:19 am djlags says:

    this game is retarted am i seeing indians or my big headed friend julio.


    9.
     
    October 19th, 2006 at 9:02 am nika says:

    Fine! Then I'll be a ninja- at least for the day .. ;)


    8.
     
    October 19th, 2006 at 8:34 am HB Feermaster says:

    Hot diggity! Look at me, I'm a pirate!


    7.
     
    October 19th, 2006 at 1:07 am nika says:

    Oh Lordy, I was dreaming about this day..lol :P


    6.
    October 18th, 2006 at 10:39 pm Administrator says:

    User accounts?!! Holey Rusty Trombones Batman!!


    5.
    October 18th, 2006 at 4:46 pm kenji says:

    Well being Japanese myself, im not impressed with the ol' bizzaro factor in the game. i can honestly say that i've seen more bizzar games involving totem poles. i mean common, they even threw in the old parachute gimic. my opinion, an overly generous 2 out of 5 in bizzarness, but a 4.5 out of 5 for being another cool game on DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE.com ,all in all you guys should stop smoking weed. or just switch to a different flavor.

    peace (*_*) guys


    4.
    October 18th, 2006 at 3:19 pm Espalier says:

    A+ 611 :D


    3.
    October 18th, 2006 at 1:05 pm Joe says:

    51% B. this game's pretty dumb


    2.
    October 18th, 2006 at 9:40 am HB Feermaster says:

    Did I see a giant lobster run by the screen at one point?


    1.
    October 18th, 2006 at 6:32 am nika says:

    You don't have to be worried at all, this game is a promotion of multiculturalism- I was especially moved by totems dancing around (probably NASA) satelite, very symbolic.. ;) Also, orders given in Japanese for some reason make me wanna obey blindly- I just don't know what..lol
    And two things more:
    1. Does it end..? Ever..?
    2. Let me know when is your next sockless pantless running session.



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