Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris

Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris
Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris
categories: Funny

#10: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

3 Comments:
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    		November 5th, 2007 at 8:52 pm duckwariorrandom says:

    this must have been a cool site when the link worked. Fortenetly, I have a new one: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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    		May 8th, 2007 at 1:29 pm ThousandFace says:

    Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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    January 26th, 2006 at 4:06 pm says:

    chuck norris can divid by zero, chuck norris doesnt live off oxygen...oxygen lives off chuck norris, when chuck norris does a push up he is not lifting himself he is pushing the earth down


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