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Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris
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#10: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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January 9th, 2012 at 7:13 pm Gallade X-treme says:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fish; he simply goes to a river or lake & says, 'You, you, you, you, in the bucket.'

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November 6th, 2007 at 2:52 am duckwariorrandom says:

this must have been a cool site when the link worked. Fortenetly, I have a new one:

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May 8th, 2007 at 6:29 pm ThousandFace says:

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

January 26th, 2006 at 10:06 pm says:

chuck norris can divid by zero, chuck norris doesnt live off oxygen...oxygen lives off chuck norris, when chuck norris does a push up he is not lifting himself he is pushing the earth down

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