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Ted Stevens is a monster
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Ted Stevens is an 89 year old senator representing the state of Alaska, and is chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation. Recently he spoke on the floor about why he voted against net neutrality, and demonstrated an astounding lack of understanding. Basically, your grandpa is helping to make important decisions about the Internet.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

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February 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am says:

pretty articulate for 83 I must admit.

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September 3rd, 2006 at 6:08 am Rich says:

I think Ted might want to discuss this little technical oversight with his speech-writers, Bump-Bump and Thump-Thump.

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July 7th, 2006 at 4:34 am wyse says:

This is my favourite part of his diatribe:
"Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that? Do you know why? Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people."

Um, yeah... they've had that for a WHILE now Mr. Stevens. Actually, it seems like they had it prior to the internet.

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July 6th, 2006 at 11:58 pm Ortchel says:

In that case, you're one of the few people I'd recommend write a blog. You've a sharp wit.

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July 6th, 2006 at 7:15 am HB Feermaster says:

No, not unless you're nerdy enough to consider computer programming 'writing'. :)

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July 5th, 2006 at 10:43 pm Ortchel says:

HB, do you write for a living?

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July 5th, 2006 at 2:02 pm HB Feermaster says:

Well I like my internet connection to be slow. It's more relaxing.

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July 5th, 2006 at 12:22 pm John says:

Ted stevens has actually done many good thigns for alaska, many of us really support him. But he is kind of old to be talking about the internet.

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