RSS Icon
Mike Tyson Quotations
categories: Crazy, Funny

While I don’t know too much about boxing, it turns out that Mike Tyson is quite the poet. Some of the quotations on this page are absolutely brilliant. Most notably one in which he was at a zoo with Robin Givens (his wife at the time) and offered a zookeeper $10,000 to get in a cage with a gorilla so he could “punch it in the snotbox”

4 Littlegrey Comments:

4 Avatar
July 4th, 2009 at 3:12 am audioxience says:

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

HAHAHAHAHA.

3 Avatar
March 11th, 2007 at 4:12 am Abaddon says:

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Well, he and I have something in common. Yikes.

2
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:39 pm john says:

What a FREAK!!!

1
September 23rd, 2005 at 5:13 pm Hamburger Feermaster says:

Ha ha. Those are hilarious! Whenever my fear cooks for me it leaves the spaghetti in the water too long and the noodles get soggy.

Leave a Comment:
Please read our Rules on Commenting. Comments that break the rules are subject to removal.
Did you know that you can use your Dig Your Own Grave account to chat in The Forums?


WARNING: unregistered user's comments may be held for moderation before being posted. Registered user's comments do not require moderation.