Creationist Theme Park

Creationist Theme Park
Creationist Theme Park

Creationists are idiots, but they do have a theme park in the Florida Panhandle. For those unfamiliar with the geography, the FL panhandle is part of what’s known as “The Redneck Riviera”.

What will you find there? A couple of crappy rides, a “science center”, a gift shop and plenty of attitude. Actually, I imagine the gift shop alone is worth the visit. Where else will you find fossil evidence that man & dinosaur walked the planet together - like in The Flinstones.


3 Comments:
    3.
    January 8th, 2008 at 2:08 pm 8UR VTEC says:

    The owner is in prison for tax evasion...some christian he is lol idiot!


    2.
    November 11th, 2007 at 10:50 pm NOT MY CHAIR says:

    Rofl such rednecks


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    January 3rd, 2006 at 12:56 am HB Feermaster says:

    I actually believed in evolution... until I saw the fossilized teddy bear. My whole world has been flipped upsyasswards!



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