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Carl Monday C.I.A: Cleveland’s Investigative Reporter
categories: Crazy, Videos

Local news stations in America aren’t exactly known for professionalism, quality content, or even mastery of vocabulary, but WKYC-TV in Ohio clearly has the worst news program in America. Watch as Carl Monday investigates today’s hard-hitting issues! Watch as Carl Monday refers to masturbating as “having sex”! Stare in disbelief as he harasses uninvolved family members on their front lawn!

9 Littlegrey Comments:

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February 14th, 2011 at 1:20 am says:

Wow. This is a weird site.

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October 1st, 2006 at 2:40 pm Julian says:

Carl what a pathetic excuse for a human. Masturbation. MASTURBATION. So what? Does it scare you? The librarian should tell the kid to stop again and send him home, ban him or tell his parents. But to put him on tv for that - what a load of bullshit! Kids, men, women masturbate - unappropriate in a library but not for some sort of national expose.

Carl - your the wanker in this story. The only thing to come out of this is - a) give better advice to librarians in dealing with inappropriate behaviour (including by reporters), b) provide some social support for that kid/family - I wouldn't be suprised if he gets heavily depressed / suicidal after this shit!

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July 4th, 2006 at 1:19 am gato says:
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June 17th, 2006 at 10:12 pm Ortchel says:

I'm so out of the loop. That's why I need you, Admin. That's why I need you.

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June 16th, 2006 at 6:45 pm Administrator says:

Ortchel, it's pretty popular on the net right now. Search for Carl Monday and every result is about this video. There's another segment where a homeless man yells "Get away from me Carl Monday!" which I would really like to find.

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June 15th, 2006 at 4:39 pm Pokey says:

does this guy honestly have nothing better to do? and further more... why is he doing a report on men masturbating?

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June 15th, 2006 at 12:58 pm Ortchel says:

HB put it succinctly. Where'd you find this, Admin?

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June 13th, 2006 at 5:04 pm wyse says:

It's hilarious the first time Carl is talking to Mike Cooper. To paraphrase- "So you look at sports scores on the computer... and pornography!" Like he's trying to trick him.

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June 13th, 2006 at 2:10 pm HB Feermaster says:

Good job Carl Monday, you've made me feel a little bad for a guy who jerks-off in a library.

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