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Weapon wielding dolphins on the loose
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Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. Experts who have studied the US navy’s cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying ‘toxic dart’ guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet’s smartest.

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March 28th, 2009 at 6:05 pm The Used Nirvana says:

The reminds me of that one Austin Power's movie, with the dolphins that have lasers on their heads.

I think they were dolphins...

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August 24th, 2007 at 6:22 pm chewbaka says:

Been about two years and I haven't heard of any dolphin attack yet. I think we're in the clear.

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May 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm js says:

Well, at least it isn't sharks with laser beams on their heads...

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September 28th, 2005 at 10:04 pm Hamburger Feermaster says:

This is bananas! I bet you anything they're going to join forces with ASIMO. Humanity is finished.

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