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Rabbi 50
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For his daughter’s coming-of-age celebration last weekend, multimillionaire Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks arranged command performances by everyone from 50 Cent to Tom Petty to Aerosmith. For his estimated $500,000, 50 Cent performed only four or five songs though he did manage to work in the lyric, “Go shorty, it’s your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it’s your bat mitzvah.”

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November 25th, 2007 at 10:32 pm duckwariorrandom says:

More like who wants caviar pizza on the diamond incrusted plates that you get to take home with you.

November 25th, 2007 at 9:06 pm some*random*person says:

Who wants pizza?

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