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Make Me Laugh!
categories: Games

I’ll be honest with you- I don’t remember the last time I laughed. Probably when I went to the bank and they told me my account balance is $17. But that was more of a hysterical type of laugh, followed by gentle sobbing while being escorted out by a security.

Escape From The Planet Of The Dravids
categories: Games

How was your weekend, weirdos? I spent mine sorting my beer cap collection and crying over Brangelina divorce. I mean, if the most beautiful person in the world and a manipulating psycho can’t make it- what chances do the rest of us have?

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Cat in Japan
categories: Games

I’m sorry for the short hiatus, I was busy learning how to breastfeed my new baby snapping turtle. If someone tells you that a snapping turtle is not a mammal, just tell them NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE.

Amigo Pancho The Death Star
categories: Games

This game combines three things I love the most: amigos, glorious mustaches, and Star Wars. Since I don’t have any amigos, and my facial hair is a punchline of many family jokes, I will just lie on the beanbag and watch Star Wars.

Banana Bonanza
categories: Games

If you don’t know what Bonanza is, you better Bing search it, or watch a clip on that tube site, or listen to a soundtrack on Napster- or whatever you youngsters do today on your Motorolas.

Spectrum Heist
categories: Games

I decided to perform a heist so I can afford an iPhone 7. I can’t wait to listen to my music while training for the marathon, and not worry about those pesky wires. Or listen to a recording of women grunting in the gym while fondling myself, and not worry about those pesky wires. Whatevs.

The Stupidity Test
categories: Games

I asked my neighbor how was her Labor day, and she told me all about the day of her labor. I am extremely traumatized. If someone asks you do you wanna see their perineum, I can tell you it’s not an exotic plant and it would be wise to casually jog away. In other news: this game is so old it has a link for you to put it on your Myspace profile.

Drillionaire 2
categories: Games, HTML5

It’s hump day, fruitcakes! For people who work that means they’re half way done with this week, and for the rest of us it means we have to hump stranger’s leg and reevaluate our lives.

Radius Raid
categories: Games, HTML5

Lately I’ve decided my work week is too long so I started working only Mondays and Tuesdays and half day on Wednesdays. Basically, I have adopted a government employee schedule.

Dangerous Adventure 2
categories: Games

I’ve been through a dangerous adventure myself yesterday when I did my annual toenail clipping. First I had to bend down, then I had to find an appropriate tool for the task, then I had to drive myself to the ER due to the 3″ gash on my face caused by a flying toenail.

Infinite Hero
categories: Games, HTML5

Bad news: this game requires registration. Good news: you can just put in something like sirfartsalot@fartindustries.com. Weird news: that actually is my email. So yeah… email me, I’m pretty lonely.

Save The Bunny
categories: Games

Save the bunny, or, you know, just let him die on purpose about 74 times in a row because you’re a sadistic pig. Whatevz, your choice.

Fillz
categories: Games

Wazzaap, fruitcakes? Fa shizzle it’s tyme ta play some Fillz- what ‘chew thinkin’ man? Yo gots uh great weekend an’ don’ hurt yo’self!

Polar Opposites
categories: Games

I have a condition in my mouth called molar opposites. It’s hard to describe exactly what it is, but maybe it would help if I say it looks like a rabbit from Donnie Darko and Shane McGowan had a love child.