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From Wikipedia: Going mechanical commando is the practice of not wearing underwear while piloting one’s mechanized assault vehicle.
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Think you’re a good gamer? Try playing this one with your less dominant hand. Think you’re a great gamer? Try playing using your foot. Think you’re a gaming god? Go outside and get some fresh air.
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He was built to spread his loins in to the wombs of this world.
P.S. Metalocalypse is awesome.
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As Flying Spaghetti Monster as my witness, I swear I will build a monument to my greatness using the bones of all those who comment that they couldn’t play because they don’t have a mouse.
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STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
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A common stereotype of the Egyptian mummy is that it would like nothing more than to tear your limbs off and scream in your face. However in reality, most mummies are just looking for hugs.
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Don’t let her stoic posture fool you. Something happens when she hears the music…it’s her freedom. It’s her fire. It’s her life.
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Liberate the Kingdom of Oukoku in this classic tale of diminutive knight versus animated dog toys.
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For when you’ve almost stopped trying.
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I PITY THE FULI THAT DON’T LIKE THIS GAME!
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Can you imagine if you tried to get a permit to do this in North America? They’d make you use red and orange paper streamers and some fans.
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It’s like South Park, but without poop jokes, killing Kenny, transsexual teachers, hatred towards gingers and Canadians (especially Canadian gingers), anal probes, and limbs. So basically a physics puzzle with South Park faces.
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Mini Daddy is not an attractive boy.
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Shameless exaggeration. Tasteless products. Pure hokum. Come laugh at those infomercials that clog up the late night airwaves.
Read reviews of Matthew Lesko, Magic Bullet, Tony Little Gazelle and more.
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While very impressive, this probably explains the shoddy workmanship of my apartment.
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If you’re having trouble getting a highscore, just remember that if a giant isopod gets a hold of your body it’s going to do this.
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I have to admit, I like this dog even more than the exercise dog.
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Is there a better way to spend No-Pants-Wednesday than by shooting people from the window of your 300-square-foot studio apartment? Take a break, cataloging your cat skull collection can wait until tomorrow!
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Insane Clown Posse made a movie, and it’s a comedy western. That’s it folks, I’m out of here. *jumps off a bridge*
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