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Bomboozle
Bomboozle

Bombs, skulls, explosions… throw in some hookers and it’s practically GTA 4.

Highway Sandal Skating
Highway Sandal Skating

Clearly a case of what happens when you have a country with a median age of 21 years, at least 13% unemployment, and a lot of petrodollars with not much to do by way of youth-activities.

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Music Bounce
Music Bounce

This is kind of like the anti-Guitar Hero. Lots of work involved, and even when you get it right it still sounds wrong. Good times my friends. Good times.

I’m too young for this.
I’m too young for this.

Take to the gritty streets of Liberty City in the most realistic Nintendo game ever.

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Rocket Man
Rocket Man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time ’till touchdown brings me round again. To find I’m not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no…

For When the Metal Ones Decide to Come for You
For When the Metal Ones Decide to Come for You

This classic Saturday Night Live spoof commercial implores the elderly to get robot insurance, in order to protect against the ever present danger of robot attack.

BOWJA THE NINJA (on Factory Island)
BOWJA THE NINJA (on Factory Island)

Contrary to common thinking, tiny huggable-snuggable ninjas are actually far more dangerous than their average human-sized counterparts. You have been warned.

The Billy Letters
The Billy Letters

During the 1990s, Bill Geerhart wrote letters - posing as a 10-year-old boy named Billy - to serial killers and politicians alike, asking for their advice on whether he should drop out of school, and what type of McDonald’s food they like. The responses range from the helpful, to the bizarre.

Crumbs!
Crumbs!

I implore you, EAT THE COOKIES FASTER.

R2-D2 Home Theater System
R2-D2 Home Theater System

This is what Jabba the Hutt was going to do with R2-D2 eventually.

Tainted Kingdom
Tainted Kingdom

Darkness has fallen upon the Kingdom of the Taint (a.k.a. Tainted Kingdom). Demonstrate your unconditional love for the holy land of the Taint and lead it’s great armies down the dark sweaty path to victory.

It’s Fun to Do Bad Things
It’s Fun to Do Bad Things

This overweight seven-year-old with a huge head stole his grandmother’s SUV, took it for a joy ride, and crashed it into things. He wanted to do some hoodrat stuff.

BallBalance
BallBalance

Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah. It’s so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah.

Don’t judge too quickly… We won’t.
Don’t judge too quickly… We won’t.

Unfortunately for Ameriquest, they followed this motto too closely and now they’re out of business. They even gave a mortgage to that strange homeless man that defecates on the sidewalk by my office. Well, I guess he’s not homeless anymore. His house is actually nicer than mine. Still does that sidewalk pooping though.

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Armed with Wings
Armed with Wings

Some people need a trained eagle and a magic sword to bring justice to evil doers. Personally I think all you need is a coat rack and one of those oily one-legged city pigeons.

Sky Jellyfish
Sky Jellyfish

Sure, the Festo Airjelly looks cool now, but just wait until an army of them are floating through the air towards your town, brain suckers at the ready.

DropSum
DropSum

A team of skydiving crooks led by DEA-agent-turned-bad-guy Gary Busey specialize in landing on police roofs and breaking in so their evil computer hacker can steal undercover agents’ files and sell them to drug lords. Or wait… no, it’s just an adding game.

The Japanese have no respect for travelling in discomfort.
The Japanese have no respect for travelling in discomfort.

In America, we travel on trains filled with hobo pee, and possibly hobo feces, while in Japan the populace travels in the finest of Swedish luxury.

Snot Put
Snot Put

Can there be a better way to put an engineering education to use than to develop a game simulating the fluid dynamics of mucus? Well if there is, I don’t want to know about it.

Killer Croc Wants a Baby
Killer Croc Wants a Baby

All that Killer Croc wants, is another baby. He’s gone tomorrow, boy.